Times are hard, and cocks are hard. Two very bad things when they can’t be resolved. However, I have here a site that caters to both of those needs, so stay tuned to this one. Walking into PissPoorBitches.com is like walking straight into the slums; you’re blasted with photos of dirt poor neighborhoods and then introduced to the babes that live there. At Piss Poor Bitches, you have dozens of cute girls with wet pussies and dry bank accounts, who are willing to do anything to get some precipitation!
Contrary to what their advertisement says, this site does NOT update daily; but that’s not to say they don’t come in pretty regular. Kudos for the dated content, because it helps you keep track of how often they add, and looking at their material it looks like they’re making between two to three additions each week. That’s actually pretty good, and guarantees a steady stream of incoming content and a rapidly growing collection.
Being a fairly young site, the collection isn’t exactly over flowing with material. To date, there are 14 movies with matching photo galleries. The photos in the gallery aren’t actual pictures. They have stills taken directly from the movie which is okay but still equals to below average quality and in no way amounts to an actual photo set with clear imagery.
You can download each scene in one full movie or in bits. You can also watch it in increments of about 2-4 minutes via in-browser streaming, which can be quite a nuisance with the whole stop and go effect. They cut it up into such short pieces because the length of the movies really isn’t very long; they all seem to be about 10 to 15 minutes, give or take a minute. So the sex is really quick, not drawn out at all; this may work for some who like for it to get straight to the point, and it won’t bode well for others who like to build up the plot and anticipation. The quality of the movies is about average, whether you stream or download. The download comes in Windows Media Player or iPod formats, for those of you who like sex on the go!
I like that the site includes a brief synopsis of each scene; for me, personally, it does wonders for building the anticipation. Sort of like reading the back cover of a movie before you buy it…once you’ve read about it, you know what it’s about and u can decide whether or not you’re going to like it. But in this case, most likely, you’ll like them all so I won’t blame you if you skip out on the read and jump right into the video action.
In the end, for these Piss Poor Bitches, you’ll go piss poor if you shell out $29.44 each month for it; in all honesty, this site is just not yet worth that price. Small archive and okay quality just doesn’t live up to that amount each month. In all honesty, it wouldn’t be a BIG mistake if you joined considering the fact that they are updating pretty frequently. But it’s something I would hold off on until they can present a bigger package besides the cocks in the movies. In the meantime, the biggest appeal this site brings is its network access pass. The Adult Life Network consists of seven sites featuring different niches and you’ll have access to all of them. Now, for $29.44, I’m all for it, and you will be, too. I just do not believe that Piss Poor Bitches is ready to stand on its own and be worth it as of yet, but it’s definitely something to keep your eye on because once it does build a decent cache, it’ll be a site to see!
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