Remember that conversation in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where Charlie Sheen tells Jennifer Gray “ You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much eye makeup. People think she’s a whore.” Well when I first logged on to StaceyLacey.com I have to be honest and say that was pretty much my first reaction. The good thing is that this is a porn site so looking like a cheap whore is actually a huge asset. This site is part of the Girlie Cash network, which holds a few barely legal sites, which feature young girls who love to perform in front of the camera. Unfortunately the sites don’t really have that wow factor that will keep you cumming back over and over again.
There are 38 videos so far on the site, each of which lasts about 10 minutes and ends usually with a wild over exaggerated orgasm. The scenes look like they were shot with a home video camera, which is great for true voyeurs who like things to be very cheap and realistic, but for fans of hardcore porn, StaceyLacey.com will most likely be somewhat of a let down. All of the scenes are pretty similar and only Stacey’s wardrobe seems to change, but there are a few hardcore scenarios thrown in to spice things up and even a girl on girl scene to satisfy Stacey’s sexual desires. You can’t stream the videos on the site, which seems like an oversight on the creator’s part, and even worse is that it takes FOREVER to download the scenes. The files are enormous hence the extended download time, which just shows how limiting and antiquated this network is.
There are also some decently shot photo galleries that match each scene, but here is where the 60 pounds of makeup really do Stacey Lacey no justice. She is supposed to be a “ teenager” according to the homepage, but man, with that full face of Circ Du Solei clown makeup I would not be surprised if she was pushin 40.
Maybe there are some guys who like this outdated Lita Ford look, I just ain’t one of them.
You can join StaceyLacey.com as a solo site for $19.95 a month, or you can join the entire network for just a few dollars more. Many of the features like the Video on Demand, Guest Web Cam Network, and Video Feeds are inactive, so basically you are paying for some underwhelming videos of a pretty generic porn site. If you are a fan of Stacey Lacey, this site may satisfy you, but if you aren’t I would say save your money for another girl.
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